I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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