you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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