We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Please, let me fuck your mom
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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