Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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