so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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