Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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