There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
two words...techno handjob
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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