they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The adults are the big ones right?
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