I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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