my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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