i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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