i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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