have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i need some magic done to my vagina
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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