Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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