Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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