I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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