He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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