ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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