let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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