Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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