How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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