I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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