Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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