So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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