It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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