ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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