sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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