Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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