I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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