I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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