At least make sure they are 18
Why
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I love you.
Bad choice
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