I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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