The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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