is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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