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(516): View more from New York

check it out our google latitudes are spooning

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(269): View more from Michigan

Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina

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(410): View more from Maryland

He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.

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(530): View more from California

My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.

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(613): View more from Ontario

you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina

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(708): View more from Illinois

There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?

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