But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
