Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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