After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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