yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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