I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
