So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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