yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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