How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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