oh god the rape fog is back!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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