There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its about making memories worth repressing
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
