im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
How external is "for external use only"?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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