Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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