cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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