at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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