I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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