when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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