just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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